Now Accepting Applications

If you do not meet any of the requirements, no harsh feelings, feel free to rip up your application and carry on with your life.
Name________________________
Age_______________
Birth Date ___/____/____
*If you are not in between the age of 21-26 please take your application to the counter, take your piece of candy and leave.
Current job________________________
Major/graduated in______________________
* If you haven't been to college and are not planning on attending please take your application to the counter, take your piece of candy and leave.
Hobbies_________________________________
_______________________________________
_______________________________________
_______________________________________
*If in your hobbies it did not include hunting, fishing, or being outside please take your application to the counter, collect your candy and leave.
Have you ever used a girl as a "Friend with Benefits" or a "NCMO" Yes___ No___
*If you answered yes to the above, please rip up your application and learn how to treat a woman.
Have you been on a mission? Yes_____ No_____
If answered yes please specify where ________________________
If answered no please specify why__________________________
_________________________________________________
*If the above answer had anything to do with laziness or girls, rip up your application and figure out whats truly important in life.
Do you feel that it is ok to tell a woman/girl what to do? Yes____No_____
If a woman resists you do you feel it is ok to overpower her?
Yes_____ No____
Do you ever convince a girl/woman to do what you want, only to benefit yourself?
Yes____ No_____
Do you expect your wife to cater to your every need once your married? Yes___ No___
Have you ever served in the capacity of Elder's Quorum President and feel you are entitled to something special because you served in this calling? Yes_____ No____
Do you wear white sunglasses and think your hot wearing them? Yes___ No____
*If you answered yes to any of the above questions, rip up your application and consider getting a clue, because you are a HUGE tool and don't deserve any woman.
Do you open doors for every girl/woman? even when not on a date? Yes____ No____
Are you honest about everything Yes______ No_______
Would you consider yourself a gentleman? Yes_____ No______
Do you treat your mother with the utmost respect?
Yes______ No______
Do you know how to laugh and have a good time? Yes_____ No_____
*If you answered no to any of the above and are willing to change, I may be willing to help you. Please continue further for me to make my assessment.
Please insert current picture of yourself here...





What kind of vehicle do drive? ___________________
Is this vehicle paid off? Yes______ No______
If no, how much do you still owe on said vehicle_________________
If you drive a truck would you be willing to let me drive it?
Yes___ No____
*If you answered no to the above question, rip up your application and leave.
Are you good at money management? Yes_____ No_____
*If answered no....we can work on it together.
Can you speak any other languages? Yes_____ No______
If not are you willing to learn new languages? Yes______ No_____
NOW, If you have made it this far I commend you, and if you can answer this final question your more than welcome to proceed to the counter to be further interrogated, which may result in the obtaining of my phone number.

Are you temple worthy? Yes_____ No______
If not are you working on becoming that way? Yes____ No_____
*If you answered yes to either question please stand up and make your way to the counter where someone will be waiting to question you on your application to make sure you were honest in your answering of all the above answers.